No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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