Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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