u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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