Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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