Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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