there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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