Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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