I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
