there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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