"it" just moved
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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