its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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