yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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