pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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