Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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