i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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