And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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