talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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