Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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