**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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