Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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