its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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