I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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