Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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