We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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