I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Send help, water and tortillas.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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