Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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