You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
