How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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