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(503): View more from Oregon

I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.

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(812): View more from Indiana

If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.

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(770): View more from Georgia

his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw

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(408): View more from California

They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.

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(813): View more from Florida

he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.

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(914): View more from New York

so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life

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(208): View more from Idaho

He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.

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