i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I have grass duct taped all over my body
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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