is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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