i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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