like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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