You're my little dorito
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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