is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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