Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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