operation harelip BJ is a go
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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