Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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