its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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