I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My vagina is officially offended.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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