So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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