He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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