Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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