I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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