The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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