the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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