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(703): View more from Virginia

If i come over, it means nothing

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He asked me if I "almost moaned"

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub

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(360): View more from Washington

He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed

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(207): View more from Maine

I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined

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(705): View more from Ontario

The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.

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(925): View more from California

its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.

(775): View more from Nevada

want fries with that?

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