Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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