you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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