she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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