Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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