HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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