Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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