I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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