Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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