I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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