wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.