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• (619): View more from California

  wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh

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  maybe you did when you were drunk

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  no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Now he's lighting his socks on fire

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  you said candy land and then passed out.

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  ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend

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• (917): View more from New York City

  On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.

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  Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.

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