if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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