I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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